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Interesting story: So I was coming back from Maxwell's Pub a couple of nights ago and ended up waiting for a bus in Halifax on Barington Street (this was a couple of hours after the Great Big Sea concert and I was in town for February break), when an old man came up to me and asked me if I had any money. Assuming he was a particularly classy hobo (he was missing a few teeth after all), I started scrounging for some change.

To my dismay he said that he wasn't asking for himself and gave me 25 dollars to go back to the bar and "have a good time with my friends." (according to him he had already made lots and lots of money in his life and was now going around giving it away to random people) I told him that I needed to get back home to do some work and for some reason that just caused him to up the amount to 65 dollars. Eventually we got to talking about a bunch of various things and he told me that he was in town for A&W (apparently thats alcohol and women, not the tasty fast food joint as I originally assumed). He ended up getting on the same bus as me and we continued to talk.

It was about here that he told me that I was the A&W (I am a guy btw if it doesn't say so on my profile)...

I told him that I wasn't interested, and pretty freaked out by this point I called home to let him know that there were people who knew where I was. Finally we got off the bus as the bridge terminal, he thanked me for being courteous and gave me another 20 dollars for a cab. I kinda hightailed it over to ESSO, waited for my dad to pick me up, got home took a shower and washed the money.

Moral of the story: Hypothetical sex with me is worth 85 dollars.